Okay, some of these are too embarrassing, I’m actually blushing, and I don’t blame those of you who made me swear not to post them. But I did get permission to post the one about the girl who gave a very professional presentation in a see through sweater so everyone saw her little pink bra with the bows on it– and then there’s the really, really excruciating toilet paper story. The toilet paper fiasco is a classic, but this is by far the worst one I’ve ever heard. I’m not sure if I even read it right, I was laughing so hard, but somehow I think she walked out of the bathroom with the toilet paper in her pantyhose and her skirt somehow hiked up around her waist. All this because she lined the seat, something Zoe is famous for.