I know it doesn’t seem possible that a person could spend this much time cleaning her closet but the truth is I’ve moved on to cleaning all sorts of things and now I can’t stop. For example today I was cleaning the hinges on the inside of my refrigerator. I rubbed so hard a little screw came loose. I’m not sure what happened to me exactly; perhaps it’s because I’m waiting for my line edits and have absolutely nothing else to do, but I need to stop cleaning. A few days ago I brought the vacuum cleaner outside because I was this close to vacuuming the porch. Fortunately the doorbell rang, but there’s still dust out there and it’s really bothering me.