For those of you who were wondering about the best way to mop a floor, I have good news.

I know the answer.

You put a towel in the washing machine, with Mrs. Meyers laundry detergent, and when the cycle is completed you take the towel out of the machine and place it carefully on the floor. The towel will be damp and this is a good thing. Then you stand on it with your feet shoulder width apart and then shuffle all around the house trying to keep the towel under your feet by curling your toes.  If you fall down, this is normal and it doesn’t mean you’re not doing a good job.